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On September 8, President Barack Obama will address students in a speech to be broadcast into classrooms nationwide. By most accounts, he will be indoctrinating them into the socialist, communist lifestyle. He will be encouraging them to join youth militias whose main purpose is to rob rich people of their wealth. Barack Obama will be telling the children of America how remarkably easy it was for a Kenyan to become President of the United States.
The president will be teaching children how to seek out and befriend future domestic terrorists. They will, in his words, "make great comrades in which to 'pal around' with." Because we all know future terrorists have the coolest toys.
Barack Hussein Obama will show the future leaders of our country how to take a beloved American institution like, say, the health care industry, and rip out its heart, hold up the still beating muscle to their face, and show them how black it is before they die.
Actually, President Obama will not be telling American students any of this. That's all top secret stuff. You are only allowed that kind of insider information after joining a group like ACORN or some other communist organization.
But seriously...
Here is what the Right-Wing Extremists are saying about Obama's upcoming address to students.
Michael "Liar" Savage(1), Rush Limbaugh Fill-in Stooge Mark Steyn(2), Glenn "Muppet Baby" Beck(3), Fox & Friends terrifying "parents"(4)
Got that? Are you scared yet? Well, you should be, because Barack Obama is going to steal your child's soul. He's going to watch these kids goose-step from their classrooms and straight to the local skinhead to buy some cool swastika flags and easy-bake ovens. And, incidentally, Michael Savage and Mark Steyn are blatant liars. You'll see why later.
So, what's the terrible message that Obama will be telling students? Stay in school? Studying is good? Hey conservatives, what happened to your belief in personal responsibility? I thought the Parent was supposed to "indoctrinate" their kids. I thought it was the job of the Family to teach children how to stop thinking for themselves and hate thy neighbor. Now you're all frightened of a speech from that black "president?" Do right-wing nuts have that little faith in their kids and the education system? Guess so, because many people are advocating that kids skip school that day in order to avoid the communist brainwashing. Instead these kids will sit home and play violent video games and dream about war.
Here's what the right-wing media and their indoctrinated viewers/listeners pretend is their fear about Obama's speech:
Child: Mommy, mommy! The President spoke to us today on TV!
Parent: Oh boy. What did he say?
Child: Well, he told us to denounce capitalism and embrace socialism in all its glorious forms! He told us to study hard because America's schools should become training programs for the government! He said all of our parents should give up their wealth and share it with those who don't want to work for it! He said we should keep just enough money to buy all of Bruce Springsteen's albums!
Parent: Nooooooooo!
Child: Yes! And when I graduate I'm going to work for a Non-Profit designed to help the needy and underprivileged!
Parent: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Frightening, indeed. But here's what they're really afraid of:
Child: Mommy, mommy! The President spoke to us today on TV! And, you know what, contrary to what you've taught me since my conception, because that's when life really begins, black people aren't all lazy criminals after all. Perhaps they really do deserve the same advantages in life as everyone else. And if that's true then maybe Hispanics deserve the same respect, too.
Parent: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Are you kidding me? Conservative "pundits" and ignorant parents are terrified of the President giving a speech to children about the importance of an education?
Are...you...kidding...me?
Hey, guess what, idiots, a couple of your beloved presidents "indoctrinated" our youth, too. Take a peek and learn something.
Reagan and Bush Sr. also address our nation's youth(5).
But that didn't bother you at all, now did it? No, because they were phony-baloney white "Christian" presidents who waved the flag in your face while they raped your freedom. They fit your dumb mold.
This isn't rational. At least liberals attacked George W. Bush based on facts. Obama wants to tell children to study hard and make something of themselves. And you want to pretend it's about some secret agenda to turn kids into mindless, socialist Obama-drones and not that you're just afraid of them admiring an intelligent black man.
If you keep your kid home from school on September 8 you're not a parent. You're a brainwashed racist. Bill Clinton never got this much hatred and bile in 8 years as president.
You're totally transparent now. You want this administration to fail at everything not because it's a "liberal agenda" but because Barack Hussein Obama has been turned into the boogeyman by the conservative elite. And you're buying it all.
Goodnight, racists. Check under your bed before you go to sleep.
Links:
(1) http://mediamatters.org/...
(2) http://mediamatters.org/...
(3) http://mediamatters.org/...
(4) http://mediamatters.org/...
(5) http://mediamatters.org/...